An open letter to Britney Spears

1 Aug

Dear Brit-Brit,

Please stop invading the news.  You make me sad – sad because you’re a mother and someday your children will be relentlessly teased all because you’re a raving lunatic. 

Speaking of your children, shouldn’t you be cooing over them instead of threatening to kill the paparazzi? Or maybe, instead of dancing around in your underwear, you should try not looking like the trashiest celebrity in the history of the world. 

From one 20-something female to another Britney, I want to let you in on a little secret:  you do not need to wear itty bitty clothes to be sexy, nor do you need to go without underpants while wearing mini skirts and bare it for the whole world.  You too, dearest Britney, can be sexy and classy! 

I have faith in you, and while I don’t count myself as a member of your dwindling fan-base, I would like to see you live long enough to watch your babies graduate kindergarten.  

 Air-hugs (because I don’t want to catch the bat-shit crazy bug),



One Response to “An open letter to Britney Spears”

  1. (((((HUGS))))) sandi August 1, 2007 at 10:15 PM #

    HA HA HA HA HA! Love it! (((((HUGS))))) sandi

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