Thank you separates

7 Jan

I’m leaving to go on the most bad-ass vacation ever on Wednesday.  Because of this, I had to get a bathing suit today.  I’m really glad that you can purchase bikini tops and bottoms separately, because I am apparently a extra-large on the top, and small on the bottom.  Argh.  I wish I had a butt.

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3 Responses to “Thank you separates”

  1. Nobody January 8, 2008 at 9:06 AM #

    Heh, heh. Men of the world appreciate you the way you are!

  2. Ash January 9, 2008 at 6:37 PM #

    What’s even scarier is when your little sister, T., has to do the same thing…she finally found seperates to fit at Target after trying on a jillion and one swim suits everywhere else, in both the girls size 16 and in juniors (where she found the one that fits). And hey, you have a butt…just not a huge one like mine! But it’s bigger now than it was when you were younger – you’re actually more “beefed” up in the butt than before, aren’t you? I remember distinctly that it was much more beefed up after you finished basic training, too, so maybe working out a lot is the fix for that small problem…but jeesh, girl, you’re incredibly beautiful no matter your butt size, so stop being silly! Love you!

  3. titus2woman January 22, 2008 at 7:55 AM #

    Chiming in agreement~totally gorgeous! (((((HUGS))))) sandi

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