It is 86 degrees in my apartment right now.
The AC has been on for several hours and it has not gotten cooler in my damn apartment, but rather, three degrees warmer.
The curtains and windows are closed.
The dog, being a husky and thus always wearing a lovely fur coat, is sleeping happily, twitching her paws and talking in her sleep, seemingly unaware of the heat. I am totally and completely jelous.
My hair is being kept on top of my head with one of those chip click thingies.
And it’s not even summer yet.