Thank you, Captain Obvious! (a short story)

31 Jul

 

So there I was, minding my own business, reading the news and thinking about the state of the world, when I saw this headline:

 

MORE THUNDERSTORMS COULD BRING HEAVY RAINS

 

And just before my head exploded, I thought: 

 

REALLY?  I didn’t realize that was possible!  THUNDERSTORMS BRINGING RAIN?!?!?!?!  OH MY GOODNESS THAT’S THE MOST ABSOLUTE GROUNDBREAKING HEADLINE EVER!!!  How brave of the Boston Globe to print a headline like that when everyone else is printing stories of DEATH, DESTRUCTION, DOOM, and, of course, the Olympics. 

 

The end. 

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One Response to “Thank you, Captain Obvious! (a short story)”

  1. nicoleantoinette August 3, 2008 at 1:11 AM #

    I’m really, really excited for the Olympics haha!

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