I’m not sure why you’ve decided to get together and have a grand old time threatening the East Coast this year, but please chill out. I understand we all deserve to have fun every now and then, but I think your hurricane meet-up has gotten a little out of control. Did you really have to invite so many hurricanes? I could understand if you wanted to have an intimate affair – you know, just Gustav and Fay or something, but once you throw in Hanna, Ike and Josephine, you cross the line. Simmer down now, please.
I do realize Hanna was not nearly as wretched as she could have been once she hit the US, but that doesn’t change the fact that she did plenty of damage elsewhere.
Also, please leave Haiti alone.
Terra, who doesn’t want to get called to Active Duty because hurricanes like you keep smacking the hell out of this fine nation of mine and already poverty stricken places like Haiti thank you very much.