So today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day and no one told me until I just found it on these here interwebs. And I am bummed. Immensely bummed because it’s already 2:30 in the afternoon and I haven’t had the opportunity to talk like a pirate today at all. And that’s just not cool at all.
I love pirates. In fact, I would like to be one I think. Not a modern day pirate though, cause they’re pretty evil, but an pirate in the before times when swords where the greatest thing on Earth.
Do you know what a pirate’s favorite breakfast cereal is? No? Oh, well it’s Lucky Charrrrrrms!
How do you judge a pirates intelligence? With an Aye-Q test of course!
Ahem. I’m done tormenting you now with bad pirate jokes although I’m still chuckling to myself about the last one. Aye-Q…hehehe.