What you didn’t know about Justin Timberlake

24 Oct

Somehow the Republicans got my address and have started sending me all sorts of fabulous tree-killing flyers about how Obama is bad and McCain is good.  I’m not gonna lie – I kinda like the attention I get by living in a swing state.  The latest piece of McCainMail was about how Obama and Bill Ayers are bestest buddies. And you know what I realized? The young Bill Ayers:

Looks very much like Justin Timberlake:

In fact, I’m 99.9% positive they are either twins or, THE SAME DAMN PERSON!

I’m pretty sure this likeness can be explained with the following three components:

  • A time machine
  • A person splitter thingy so that Bill could leave one part of himself in the past then transport one half to the future
  • Shenanigans

I wonder if Jessica Biel knows the truth? 

Also, to the wolf killin’, polar bear hatin’, moose huntin’, sex education denyin’, freedom stompin’, oil lovin’ pain in my ass known as Republican VP pick Sarah Palin, when you call your opponent “Obama, the wealth spreader” it makes me uncontrollably chant O-ba-ma as loud as possible no matter where I am. Call me what you will, but I just don’t see what’s so wrong with being a “wealth spreader.” In fact, it makes me think of Robin Hood. And damn. I love me some Robin Hood.


5 Responses to “What you didn’t know about Justin Timberlake”

  1. anOCgirl October 24, 2008 at 12:16 PM #

    seriously? she called obama a wealth spreader? ha! OMG! i hope some pundit takes that on and calls her the ‘wealth spender’ since we just found out about her $150000 shopping spree.

    that silly palin. always good for a laugh.

  2. nicoleantoinette October 24, 2008 at 12:26 PM #

    You should forward this along to JT

  3. Mermanda October 24, 2008 at 12:37 PM #

    You know what? I never realized how close in age I was to Justin Timberlake. If I had realized we are only one year apart, I would have definitely been a little more aggressive at all those Nsync concerts in the 90s. Sigh.

  4. Holly October 24, 2008 at 2:33 PM #

    there needs to be a non-religious equivalent to A-MEN. Bc then I’d say it to your “there’s nothing wrong with spreading a little wealth”. But then, I work in education and social work, and that’s what we believe. Others tend to point fingers and yell SOCIALIST or COMMIE PINKO at statments like them. And I’m all like, yeah, so what if I am?

  5. Alverna October 30, 2008 at 10:44 PM #

    I thought I was the only one who immediately thinks “Robin Hood, our hero!” every time I hear “spreading the wealth around” said like an insult. Yay, I’m not a crazy socialist.

    Also, isn’t Joe the Plummer’s few seconds of fame UP ALREADY!?

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