Things I Learned Thursday

11 Jun

1 – It’s best to clean your bathroom AFTER you wash the dog.  Cleaning the bathroom BEFORE washing the dog will make it so you have to clean the bathroom AGAIN.  Also, it will make you feel like a dumbass.

2 – Sometimes, if you wash and brush her, SadieDog goes absolutely insane and runs around the house like a maniac, leaving wet spots on all the furniture and making all the rugs in the house crooked.  It’s kinda annoying because you have to go back and clean up after the tornado that is that dog, but it will make you laugh after a long day of work and cleaning and yelling at your husband for no reason.

3 – Putting a dimmer switch in your dining room is easy.

4 – When staking MONSTER tomato plants, it’s best not to rub your eyes because it will sting like a son of a bitch and you will yell curse words louder than you should in your backyard, thus making your neighbors even more suspicious of your honkey ass.  Tomato plants = acidic.  Duh.

5 – Hate is a powerful force.  It breeds ignorance and stupidity and absurdity and pain. Why is tolerance so hard to grasp?

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6 Responses to “Things I Learned Thursday”

  1. Margaret June 11, 2009 at 5:01 PM #

    You make me giggle –

    I pray for the day when people will wake up each day with peace and love in their hearts.

  2. kirby June 12, 2009 at 7:35 AM #

    she didn’t go straight into the yard and run herself along the dirt, did she?
    Wallypup goes mental at the very mention of a bath…. He also eats Blood and Bone potting mix. Which freaks me out a little…

  3. nicoleantoinette June 14, 2009 at 11:52 PM #

    I so, so can’t wait to finally meet you (hopefully on my blogger-roadtrip-09!) and see your lovely house and meet your lovely dog and just hug you like crazy. You’re so awesome 🙂

  4. Ash June 15, 2009 at 3:50 PM #

    Here’s a tip – next time you change the shower curtain liner, or the shower curtain itself, don’t pitch it – being huge, it makes a terrific cover for bathroom counters and anything else in there, it’s waterproof, and you can just fold it up and put it away for next time. You’ll have much less to clean up.
    Only took me 44 years to learn that one…duh…

  5. anOCgirl June 15, 2009 at 8:58 PM #

    whoa. that last question. it really is that simple. we’re all different. that’s a fact. why can’t we all be tolerant of each other? i think a lot of the world’s problems could be solved by widespread tolerance.

  6. Holly June 18, 2009 at 1:20 PM #

    I snorted at the Tomato line, especially “honkey ass”

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