Friday Night. Andrew and I are watching some mindless crap on TV that’s half-holding our interests while he tends to his farm on FarmVille and I stress about the birth of twin Sims 3 babies. On the show, the husband was trying to convince the wife they needed to get some expensive, superfluous and man-toy-like thing and the wife, being all logical and naysayer-ish, is telling him he cannot have the stupid thing and the husband is all scheming-like and trying to find a loophole.
Andrew looks up. Assesses the situation on TV and says, “No only means no when it’s regarding sexual advances.”
I laughed so hard I oinked. Oinking made me laugh harder. And then I hyperventilated.